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One Thing: Day 953: Trump. Marketing. Bed.

by | Karl Bryan, ONE THING Series

Day 953: Trump. Marketing. Bed.

Yesterday I gave you a single sentence that said to stop creating sales videos and start creating videos that help your ideal clients as well as how Wifey took a step towards her 2024 goals by driving by a retail shop.

Speaking of baby steps…

This morning she took another step towards her 2024 goals.

She spent 45 minutes on the treadmill.

Tomorrow she says she’s going to turn it on.

Ba dum dum tss…

In other news…

All your suffering is caused by ‘attachment’.

Anyhoo…

Your One PROFIT ACCELERATION THING Today Is:

‘An Oldie But A Goodie’

Business owners often ask for a simple explanation of “Marketing.”

Well, here it is:

* You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Direct Marketing.

* You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says,
“She’s fantastic in bed.”

That’s Advertising.

* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic
in bed.”

That’s Telemarketing.

* You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up
to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I?” and reach up to
straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Public Relations.

* You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”

That’s Brand Recognition.

*You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That’s a Sales Rep.

* Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you.

That’s Tech Support.

* You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you’re passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!”

That’s Facebook.

* You are at a party; this attractive older man walks up to you and
grabs your ass.

That’s Donald Trump.

* You didn’t mind it, but twenty years later your attorney decides
you were offended and you are awarded a settlement.

That’s America !

#MakeMarketingFunAgain

You heard it here first.

Now, pick up the phone and go help someone.

Obsessed with your business coaching success,

Karl Bryan

Founder

focused.com

PS. The word ‘should’ is the reason you don’t have all you want.

PPS. If this helps and you want it to really sink in… GO TEACH IT to someone cause that’s the best way for you to learn it. A friend, your spouse, a prospect, a client etc…

*Don’t plagiarize my work like a lame arse.

PPPS. Marriages break up from lack of money… over lack of love X 100. Business failures lead to destruction, addiction, depression, anxiety, suicides, and unfortunately, far more.

As good business coaches, we save marriages, save families, save kids from self-destruction… we save lives!

A true life of purpose.

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Karl Bryan, Creator of Profit Acceleration Software™

Karl Bryan gets clients for Business Coaches...period. He is the Founder of The Six-Figure Coach Magazine and creator of Profit Acceleration Software™ that shows you how you can BOOST bottom-line profits of any business using the power of compounding growth without spending more on marketing. His goal is straightforward… to help coaches and consultants get more clients.

Get a tour of Profit Acceleration Software™ at focused.com.

 

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